Imagine you're a blue naked guy who's in charge of everything but too stupid to take care of humans and too insane to work when his pretty superhero girlfriend wants to have insane sex with him. Isn't that enough? Okay, then imagine you walk about three hours here and there with your penis like with arms at the ready. I want to applause Alan Moore — he did what he promised — a comic book that can't be filmed.

Watchmen is a complete failure, really.

You must be a real evil genius to shoot a film comparing to which Australia and The Curious Case of Benjamin Button look more exciting and more action. And here is the total disaster to finish description: they don't even have that final "I did it!" part if you know what I mean.